Fortune Cookie

I am not easily impressed by Fortune Cookies, but I was today...

First, I ordered dumplings. The word it offered me to learn in Chinese is ... Dumplings.

...cue the twilight zone music...

Second, I have been struggling to balance the advice and criticisms of others with my own guesses at how to manage life/my house/my future wedding and so forth (mostly my house which is why I am posting this on the blog) and the fortune is... THERE IS ONLY ONE SUCCESS--TO BE ABLE TO LIVE YOUR LIFE IN YOUR OWN WAY.

Prophetic.

The numbers were a little disappointing:
-40 I am done having children by 40.
-34 My neighbor who also bought her house with her man and got into renovating it. He left her. I hope mine doesn't leave me.
-23 My number for basketball, my address number backwards, my favorite number/age other than 3.
-52 The number of cards in a deck. I enjoy playing cards.
-51 The number of cards in a deck when it's time to buy a new deck of cards.
-22 Palindrome.